I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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