: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You're completely useless in the revolution.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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