she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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