No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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