The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
My boob is missing a layer of skin
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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