I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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