And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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