Buhtt sex?
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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