OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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