5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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