I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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