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Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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