So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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