if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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