1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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