Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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