I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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