At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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