3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
His nipple licking is glorious
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