I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Randomize
