Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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