I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Randomize
