people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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