So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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