Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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