She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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