toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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