Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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