Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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