3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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