I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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