i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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