my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
