let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
two words: eviction party
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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