I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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