4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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