Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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