I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I will pee on everything he values.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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