You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
