even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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