Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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