You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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