Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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