oh god the rape fog is back!
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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