Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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