I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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