no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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