Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
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