that's an acceptable place to lick
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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