is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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