...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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