i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I have aggressive nipples.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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