No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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